I am an Alien Transformer. I have the power to transform hapless objects and make them DIFFERENT. This power must only be used for good. It is my purpose, and my joy, to dedicate my life to both the creation and the preservation of the weird and beautiful. It takes a particular way of seeing to appreciate an object that is so ugly that it has gone through ugliness, as though it were a wormhole, to emerge into weird beauty. It is my hope that you, gentle visitor, will come to appreciate the miracle of the truly odd, the outrageously weird, the totally bizarre. Our world will be a better place for it.
Unless otherwise noted, all of the Artifacts shown in the gallery were found by me, or were contributed by other Alien Transformers. I don’t have any normal art to show you, but I do have some abnormal pieces, if you are interested. Look here.
Artifex: from Latin, meaning artist, artisan, maker, designer