There is a force in this world that takes ordinary things and renders them marvelously strange. I call it the Alien Transformer. My mission is to one day find the transformer itself, by following the trail of Transformed objects. There are clues everywhere for those with eyes to see. Join with me in this worthy cause! Let others chase after riches, fame and glory. We shall be satisfied with nothing less than the outrageously weird. -- Karen Artifex
O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.